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“Colors splattered the restaurant’s interior, as if several kaleidoscopes recently lost their virginity here.”

"We reached the first lightning pole. Its slender phallic power conjured a warrior's spear but there was nothing primitive about its shiny stainless steel substance. The resulting effect was one of paradox: a Roman spear built to Romulan specs."

“My suspicious inklings had been twinkling in the right direction.”

“The trouble with a rosy world view is that it may be due to pinkeye.”